That look ur mom gives u when u embarrass her in public but she can’t kill u yet
i got 20/20 but i still can’t see my haters
rich people be like “oh my shoe untied, I’ll buy a new one”
when a fandom you’re not in gets an update you don’t care about
when someone accidentally spoils your favourite tv show and then tries to apologise
I spend more time with my phone than with my friends
Job Interviewer: so what do you for fun?